Top 10 Things Men In Relationships Shouldn't Do!
10. Wear Ratty/Oversized Underwear
Totally a big turn-off to me.
I love guys who wear striking colour boxer/undies.haha
Never underestimate the sexiness of nice fitting and nice looking undies!
9. Buy Flavoured Condom
It's like juvenile teenager's novelty.. in reality tastes yuck.
If God wanted it to taste like a banana, he would have made it a banana, ok.
8. Wear Jerseys as casual wear
...unless you are a professional athlete. Even then... don't wear it to a non-sporting event... like dinner and movies!
7. Tongue Studs
It is no longer 2002, hence no longer cool. And don't lisp and say it makes oral sex amazing. It doesn't!
6. Let Your Mother Interfere
Trust me.. recipe for disaster!
5. Play Games Obsessively
Grow up!
4. Hog The Remote
3. Stop Trimming Toe Nails
I know an alarming number of men with horrid feet.
2. Porn
I think if you can't let go of your porn, you're being disrespectful to your partner!
(gross!)
1. Get A Pair of Moobs
credits: HollyJean
Good night!
10. Wear Ratty/Oversized Underwear
Totally a big turn-off to me.
I love guys who wear striking colour boxer/undies.haha
Never underestimate the sexiness of nice fitting and nice looking undies!
9. Buy Flavoured Condom
It's like juvenile teenager's novelty.. in reality tastes yuck.
If God wanted it to taste like a banana, he would have made it a banana, ok.
8. Wear Jerseys as casual wear
...unless you are a professional athlete. Even then... don't wear it to a non-sporting event... like dinner and movies!
7. Tongue Studs
It is no longer 2002, hence no longer cool. And don't lisp and say it makes oral sex amazing. It doesn't!
6. Let Your Mother Interfere
Trust me.. recipe for disaster!
5. Play Games Obsessively
Grow up!
4. Hog The Remote
3. Stop Trimming Toe Nails
I know an alarming number of men with horrid feet.
2. Porn
I think if you can't let go of your porn, you're being disrespectful to your partner!
(gross!)
1. Get A Pair of Moobs
credits: HollyJean
Good night!
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